Me aroha ki Dogs : Herea New I te Life

Toku teina Michael i noho ki ahau, tae noa hoki i runga i te ara i tona faaipoiporaa ka.

“E kore koe Molly Kei te coddle ia, Hara,” ka mea toku papa. “Hoatu noa ki a ia e toru tapawhā i te ra, me te kia e ia he sote hina starched ki te kakahu ki te tari.”

“Ki te ia kia nui rite titiro i te pounamu pia, huna i tona waea pūtau,” ka mea toku tuahine Carol. “Kaua e, i raro i tetahi mau huru, kia ia haurangi waea Phoebe. Ko ia te wahine makutu ki te whakapaipai B, ka moea e ia a ia, a ka waiho ia i te makutu ki te whakapaipai B, ina kitea e tatou i tona whakakapi.”

“No te aha te Michael i ki te noho i tou whare?” ka mea toku tuahine Christine. “He nui a matou o te piha, me kore hara, engari te reira na e kore e ataahua te ara tonu koe ki te poaka ia.”

Me aroha ki Dogs - Rā toku PetI muri i marama, pea tau, o te tamata i te mau tana faaipoiporaa tahi ia i noho ia i te kāinga, Michael tumanako e ngaro i pai, i roto i te meka, kia tupu fonder ngakau o Phoebe. Na ka neke atu ia i roto i a inaianei peia e ia ana tamahine, Annie a Lainie, ki te kanikani taahiraa Irish i runga i Wednesdays i muri i te kura, a ka tangohia e ratou i roto i ki te hakari muri iho. Pau ano ratou i nga wiki ki a ia.

Ki te tatou.

I toku whare.

“Kia pehea te roa o koutou e whakaaro ka waiho?” John Anderson te hopea ui. Tenei te titiro he pātai whaitake i te tangata nei i riro toku tino atu.

“E tae noa ki runga te mea paari reinga fakatu'atamaki rawa?” Ka whakahokia e ahau.

I muri i te tīmatanga kāmelí ki to tatou auraa e, Ngā John me ahau i ono nga marama o te teití oaoa. I fele tatou i teie nei i runga i mau. Ahau miharo ētahi wā i roto i te waenganui o te po ki te akonga putu tatou nui kāpasá ngā ki te tiki i roto i tenei. Na ka na'e kāpasá i te ora papa? E hemo i te reira o te tau'a ore i mua i taea e tatou tahi nga mura ano i runga i te wā?

I teie pô,, Michael toku teina, me te ahau i whana hoki i runga i toku moenga. Utu o te wiki o te starched hāte ma i roto i te peke horoi maroke i te kopaki mo toku wīra. Rua kau ipu pia Sam Adams taha he hawhe-kainga tīhi pizza i runga i te tepu kawhe. Ko ahau he tuahine pai.

Burped ahau.

“Nice,” Na ka mea a Michael.

“Mihi,” Na ka mea ahau.

Neke atu i te te wiki, I turakina iho toku sitepú tawhito rickety Mikaera me Annie me Lainie me ahau, ka haere i runga i te whakatakoto mahanga mo nga taonga tākaro. Kihai i toku irāmutu tōtu'a mīharo ki te pukahu o toku tamarikitanga, a ko hoki e'a, a ngaro i roto i ngā kēmu waea pūtau i roto i kore wa. Te āhua ongo'i toku teina te kore, no te mea tika inaianei i te tākaro ia ki toku whakatipu tamapua Up Skipper.

“Ko ia e rua tare i roto i te kotahi, hoki rua rite ki te nui fun!” Takina e ahau i roto i toku ia peehia peppiest o te arumoni 1970.

Skipper te iti tuahine o Barbie. Ka rite ki te Doublemint o to tatou tamarikitanga i i ngä mära e rua, e rua, e rua mints i roto i te kotahi, tenei putanga o Skipper tino ko e rua tare i roto i te kotahi. A, no te tuatahi ka kite koe ia ia, puta ia ki te waiho i te iti ākonga kura tuatahi hate reka. Otiia ki te koané mo koutou tana ringa maui hoki, mau ia tupu u tika i te aroaro o koutou kanohi rawa.

I te mea kahore i wiria te tinana e taea a Barbie ahau ake nui i roto i toku tau ngā. Ngā mihi ki te whakatipu Up Skipper, Hiahia pau ahau i te iti rawa i te tau o toku ora prepubescent Karapotia ana toku ringa maui muri rite te backstroker kotahi-te patu ia tuturi e ahau te taha o toku moenga e mea i ta'u mau pure pō. I muri tono te Atua ki te manaaki mama me papa me oku teina e toru, e rua tuahine, me nga tamariki fiekaia katoa i roto i China, Inoi ahau hoki poropititanga ano, nui atu i toku tuahine Carol o, ko wai te rua tau pakeke me te, whakamanawareka ki te Atua, tae i mua i whakakitea tuahine toku-marama whitu teina Christine o ake.

“Me tatou, me tatou, ti'a ia tatou ia faarahi i to tatou māhunga,” Na ka mea a Michael ahau taha enei tau katoa i muri rite mäminga ia whakatipu ringa maui Up Skipper o runga, a raro,. Puta ona uma, a ngaro i roto i te wa tino ki tona karakia.

“Knock reira atu,” Na ka mea ahau. Tae ahau mo toku tamapua tawhito.

Yanked atu ia Michael. “Ko wai te pepa meinga ahau e?”

“Hoatu ki a ia ki ahau,” Karanga ahau kia rite ki oua ahau mo Skipper. Peu Old mate pakeke, me nga mea katoa e, engari ko te pono mīharo te ara oku teina, me mau tuahine, me ahau i taea hoki ki to tatou ano tamarikitanga i roto i te nanosecond.

He kiri nui i hanga peke ahau. Mother Teresa, Humongous St o Michael. Bernard, I hoki te hunga e noho tahi i ahau tae noa ki mahue a Pipi ia ranei tae noa piri te reinga i runga i, mau whakatipu Up Skipper.

Hamama ahau.

Whakatika ki ona waewae Michael. “Mother Teresa, maturuturu te reira.”

Puritia Mother Teresa ringa maui o Skipper waenganui i ona niho rite ruia e ia tona matenga i roto i te tahi tikanga taonga-patu tahito kihai i tino tipu ia i tawahi. Puta u a te tamapua, a ngaro ki ia wiri.

Rere ahau ki te kīhini, a mau te whāki i oko doggie. Puritia e ahau i roto i te pihikete wheua-āhua.

Puta Mother Teresa ki te whakaara i tetahi tukemata.

Hoatu e ahau i te whāki i tuatahi i runga i te patunga witi, a tangohia ana i tetahi tetahi tuarua i te ipu.

Hoatu whakatipu ia Up Skipper tetahi wiri.

“Fine,” Na ka mea ahau. “Ko e fakatokanga ataahua, Ahau te tuhi ahau i te aho i toru.”

Whakanohoia Mother Teresa whakatipu Up Skipper ata i runga i te patunga witi, a kohia ona marū e toru.

“Kotiro pai,” Na ka mea a Michael.

“Ko te taupatupatu,” Na ka mea ahau. Ahau tangohia ake toku tamapua drool-hipoki, ka tīmata horoia ia i runga i toku patiti. Anötia e ahau a mau i te tauera pizza.

“Here, Ka whiwhi ahau e,” Na ka mea a Michael.

Tukua ahau ki runga whakatipu Up Skipper me te tauera, ka plopped iho i runga i te moenga.

Oti Michael poipoi whakatipu Up Skipper, a ko te hoki rhythmically ki te kutētē tona ringa maui.

I mohio ahau ko reira he tangi mo tokoni. Mohio ahau toku hopoi'a tuahine. Hiahia tiki ahau i tona ngakau atu whakatipu ake Skipper, Katahi ahau hiahia whiwhi tona ngakau atu Phoebe. Hiahia tauturu i ahau ite ia e te rangatira o tona faaipoiporaa, ka āwhina ia ia i roto i te whakatere i tona whakarere i te tutavaraa i te haapa'oi te pā tōraro i runga i Annie me Lainie ki te iti whanau. Na reira hiahia kitea e ahau ki a ia i te kēmu e tika ana ake. A, no te ahau ka e tapawha atu katoa, John Anderson, me ahau e eke atu ki te ra i fariihia e tahi.

“Whakaaro ahau ka fao ahau i te reira i roto i,” Na ka mea a Michael. “E hiahia ana koe ki ahau, ki te tango Mother Teresa i roto i tetahi atu te wā, e taea te tiki e aore koe ia i te aroaro o koutou ulú atu ki te moenga?”

Mother Teresa e okioki ana ki runga ki a mitimiti ra toku paparinga. Te aue ahau. “Ka tango ia ia e ahau.”

Ka hoatu e Michael he pouri hawhe-poipoi. “G'night, Hara. Night, Mother Teresa.”

Ka mau ia ki te taahiraa pouri ki te guestroom.

“Michael,” Na ka mea ahau.

Ka tahuri ia a tawhio noa. Te tipu tuuhia i Up Skipper i roto i ona ringa.

Puritia e ahau i roto i toku ringa. “Homai i te tamapua ki ahau, Michael.”

Noho ahau i reira mo te ia, patereareha Mother Teresa i roto i tona wahi tino hou, tika i muri ia ia taringa maui. Na ka whakatika e ahau ki runga, ka enge ki toku piha ariki mua, e hiahia tahuri ahau ki te tari, me te wahi i mahi ahau i runga i ngā kaupapa, me te rongoa i nga mea anō hoki toku akomanga.

Whawhakia ahau i roto i te puranga o pukapuka i runga i te papa raro. Unuhia e ahau i roto i toku pukaemi faaipoiporaa, dusted reira atu ki tetahi ringa, puritia ana e ia mo te taime. Katia ahau oku kanohi, a tamata ki te fakakaukauloto Kevin, toku tahu mua. Katoa i taea e ahau Blessed i te whakapakoko nuinga ki o te tangata e noho i runga i te nohoanga wharepaku, huna tona matenga i muri i te nūpepa, ana tarau a tawhio noa ana nga pona, te tatau tuwhera kaukau. Miharo ahau ki te kite i Kevin rongo tona ata ki runga ki te iPad inaianei.

Hei whakamutunga, Kitea e ahau i te pukapuka hiahia puritia e ahau i te whakatere e ahau i te scene dating. He whārangi mō ia o toku rā, tauanga, ki te whetu, me haki unu-ringa. Na he tokomaha ni'ai haki whero puta noa i nga pito ki runga o nga whārangi i titiro te reira, ano he hoko i te dealership motokā. George i Hanover, i titiro mo te hononga ra kotahi te marama, kahore he aho, Käore he paihere. E Kia ahau, nei tupu tona ake tupu alfalfa. Ko te taata titiro mo te tai tāpiri-rahi, e hiahia ahau whakaaro poto tetahi wahi no te mea pai e ahau i te ara ka pūmatuahia ia Wahine, engari te nuinga no te mea i taea e ahau te kai i te rota. Ray Santia, te tata te haupoi whetū mua e hiahia ahau tata ka moe ki. Bob Connor, kia kaua e moe ana ahau ki te papa o te ākonga.

Ko te he raau i roto i reira. Poor Michael. Otiia ki te mea kihai ahau i te tiki ia ia i roto i toku whare, me te ki runga ki tona ara koa, i mua i mohio hoki ahau i te reira, kia waiho ahau hoki i roto i reira ahau.

Ka mau ahau ki te taime ki te wiri i te whakaaro. Na ka kitea e ahau i te ad whaiaro toku tuahine Carol i whakanohoia hoki ahau, mauherea ki te pokapū o te whārangi.

Ahuareka, sensuous, matamatalelei mo fun. E papaki ana 40 E rapu ana DWF tangata motuhake ki te faaite i nga po starlit. Me aroha kuri.

Kawea e ahau toku notebook dating i roto i ki te ruma ora, me toku pene tino whero. Tahuri ahau ki te whārangi kolisí-kapi hou, ka pātōtō te mukua ki toku niho i te takawiria ahau i te ad ki te hāngai ki toku teina.

Buff, anaana, whati, engari e kore e tua atu i te hanga. Ataahua kia hohoro ki te DWM ki ona huruhuru katoa, e whai ana te wahine motuhake nei tutaki ana tamahine’ paerewa teitei. Me aroha kuri slobbery nui.

(Tāngia ki te whakaaetanga i te pukapuka hou Claire Cook o 'Me aroha ki Dogs – Herea New I te Life’ – pukapuka 2 o te hoko pai Me te aroha raupapa Dogs. Ka taea e koe te kimi atu e pā ana ki Claire, me ona pukapuka i www.clairecook.com)


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