So dogs. Cool. Love'em. Always had dogs when I was growing up but this is the first time all alone. Little scary...and the dog isn't even here yet! I pick her up next week and am looking for other people with puppies or smaller dogs...or dogs that like smaller dogs...or guys that are funny who have a dog that at least won't kill my dog to set up some quality dog time (QDT). As for me...I am a copywriter, sewing lady, Brooklyn lover, Ohioan, pug pusher who can't cook anything and likes to make fun of everything.

Tiny-weenie-precious-weschious-puggy-face who will be joining me in the BK next week. I don't know much about her yet except she will be the cutest, and best dressed pug on the block...just wait. And oh…she will be able to do flips. Able Mabel…here she comes New York!

"Huh, I dunno...Angela...she is a piece of work. She...well we...live in this funny apartment in Brooklyn that is just full of weird stuff. It is like a museum, but it’s cool, yo. People like it. Angela...or Angie Spice if she likes you...is pretty funny...for a home girl. I mean, I think she’s funny...but I am pug...and let's be honest...every one knows about the pug's sense of humor. Pffeww. Let’s move on. I guess A. Spice...or A. Spice Rack (if she really likes you) has a good job. She spends lots of Benjamins on me so you won't hear me complain about her sometimes questionable line of work...it's all good...just hate the game. But for realz...if you really want to know what’s up with Angie Spice...you should ask her...she won't bite ...she leaves that to me. And PS…I am the pug on the left in the picture…hot or not…oh snap!”

I am a woman seeking a man age 25 to 35

Is your dog going to hump my leg? Are you going to hump my leg...call me! No, seriously...just looking for people with fabulous pets who want to hang out with me and my ridiculously cute puppy. People in the neighborhood would rock...but if not...still feel free to knock. (Did I just write a poem?) If you are up for some fun that includes QDT (please refer to about me)...bring it.

I am still a puppy so I am not looking for anything serious. Just some fun, you know? Friends...other animals on the smaller side of things would be great, but a big dog to watch my back wouldn't be all bad. And any kind of date that results in me getting some good eats...I am game.