No one has ever accused me of being ordinary or boring. Children, the elderly and animals adore me. Humans feel strongly about me; they either love me or despise me. I have an extraordinary and unique background and I am not proud of being told repeatedly that I should be writing a book - or many. I've accomplished much but all I have learned is that Relationship is truly all that we have of importance. I am emotionally and physically healthy, upbeat and without drama. I have three Briards. Margaret is the youngest, born in August 2006. Joy is nine, a stable Diabetic who enjoys feeling glamorous. Margaret's grand uncle Dennis is a healthy fourteen and my most special boy ever and is the best man with whom I have ever lived! I’m ready to meet a man with Dennis’ qualities before I really relocate to the wilderness. Be honest, ethical, bright, able to give and receive, laugh and cry and I'm willing to spoil you rotten along with your pet/s.

I lost Dennis this year at age 14.5. Dennis was a man in a handsome dog suit. Amazingly smart, he was always smiling, lived to entertain, to run naked outdoors and to go for long drives. Joy lived for Dennis' attention and for anything Elmo. Puppy Margaret has discovered UGGs, wallpaper, toilet tissue and the inside of the dishwasher. All enjoy fine dining, running naked, home-made cooking, entertaining, long car rides, the fireplace and a well slept-in bed.

Dennis would say, "I've been walking Mom on a leash for 14 years and she STILL can't figure it out! When I go one way, she goes the other. My Mom is a moron!" Joy would say, "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TODAY! My clever brudder found a bagel on the lawn and there was nuff for me but he didn't share and mum won't let me have choclit! I'm callin the toll free child abuse hotline..." Margaret would say: "My Mum cutteded my nails and made me sitteded still and I didn't and she made blood everywhere and then tooked away my Elmo and made him haves a baths and I can't talk cuz I'm very busy being a newborn what runs and chews up Mum's lectric tootbrush, bestest gloves an everythin I'm not apposetah chews ."

I am a woman seeking a man age 53 to 70

I'm looking for you if you are sincere, willing to giggle, emotionally accessible, kind, interesting and interested as well as willing to celebrate finding the woman who puts a spring in your step. I don't care about things. I like people who derive their pleasure from what is rather than sulking about what is not.

A casual friend, close friend, lover or mate..... I love all critters if they bathe and don't have hissy fits. I give great hard boiled egg parties, share my elevendy trillion stuffed animals freely and adore riding in the car. My vocabulary is larger than many of my elected officials so don't lie to me and expect me to be your pal.

I'm the Menace; They Call Me DENNIS

The love of my life, my guardian angel, I will miss and love you always......