i'm a cheeky smart a*s sometimes, but i have a heart of gold. forgive me. kind of an attention hog; kind of an exhibitionist. i say TRY ANYTHING twice. i am into adventure, having fun, LAUGHING MY A*S OFF, being funny and sarcastic, GIGGLING, CRACKING UP. i try to help people open and expand their minds, give up their shame, & be at one with themselves. yes, i am nice and not stuck-up. i may not want to date you, but that doesn't mean i think i am better than you. quite the contrary. be happy with friendship; i am a great friend! i'd like to meet open-minded people who got over themselves long ago. people who survive all the b.s. life serves up, and still find a way to SMILE. make me f-ing laugh! people interested in laughing, erotica, photography, vegetarians, sharing stories, open forums. i like friends. i like REAL people with real personalities. i like kind people; NICE people (and yes, it is possible to be totally honest without being MEAN). wouldn't it be miraculous to meet a guy who wasn't only good-looking and sexy, but also nice, smart, real, and honest? as if... INTERESTS: writing. expressing myself. i like having a few beers and laughs with good friends and new friends. things i love: texas hold'em poker, ireland, green tea. sushi, e.e. cummings, shamrocks. dancing, the ocean, barbeque sauce. nice people, high heels, coop art. live music, james spader, my 18-lb ginger cat. taking ridiculously long showers, wine, pigtails. things i DON'T love: mean people, arrogant people, dusting. smog, being sad, scrubbing floors. (and yes, i have tattoos (7) and several pretty interesting piercings.)

i have two cats and a guinea pig. i have to admit, however, to playing favorites. my beautiful calico cat mixie and her wonderful sidekick (the guinea pig) twinkers are lovable and wonderful. they are more for the children though. my 18 pound ginger cat mikey is pretty much my boyfriend. we cuddle and kiss. we wake up together. he likes to complain that i am on my computer too much by closing my laptop while i type. he wakes me every morning by sticking his nose on mine. he's my favorite sweetheart, and has been there for me through the roughest of times. if i cry, he hears me and comes (slowly) to rescue me and cheer me up. so ok, he eats a bit much and could use to lose a few, but who couldn't? i love him so much and don't know what i would do without him! i tell everyone he is the only boyfriend i need, but maybe i could use a little help.

i'm so lucky she feeds me all i want! she is on the computer too much. she really likes boys,and i like to crawl all over her dates just to get their clothes hairy (and shed in their eyes!). i am lucky she rescued me from pet adoption day. ok, so i am lucky they rescued me from sure death the day before execution. so yeah, i am fat.a little bottom-heavy. sure, i have sharp claws. but i can purr like no other and i never get enough sleep. i am sweeter than garfield, but nothing short of trouble! she is sweet to cuddle with and i love waking her lazy ass out of bed!

I am a woman seeking a man age 21 to 38

cool people. fun people. no one with cat allergies!! an animal lover who can PARTY AND HAVE SOME FUN.

well, long walks are out. i get tired and i have asthma! and don't get me around anything fragile. if i sit on it, it may break, or at least bend. if you're slim, you'll need to be on top! i wouldn't want to crush my new friend. i'm very alpha male, so i will show you who is boss quickly. then i will sit back and let you groom me or lick my ear or anything you like (cat or dog). eat before you show up. i am not good at sharing food, but i will share my litter box. i like to cuddle in five minute increments, but i may pass out before you're done with our date. i'm a bit narcaleptic.