I'm easy-going, friendly, creative and looking for someone with similar traits. Though I am seeking a long-term relationship, I'm open to making friends along the way and not rushing into anything. Between my friends, work and dogs, my life is full and satisfying but I want that special woman with whom I can share it. Here are more ramblings about me in no particular order. My dogs are a Rottweiler named Monkey and some kind of yellow dog named Badger, and they're my babies. I guess since I never had kids I'm compensating with them. My senior cat named Nightstalkerhas passed on, which is too bad for my dating life as she was a fantastic barometer. If she liked you it meant you were a demon-spawn and I should run away. I like to wear screaming polyester shirts, and they look good on me. I love to cook. My specialty is braised rack of lamb with a spicy-sweet honey glaze. I also make a damn fine apple pie. As Labor Day nears I will be spending a lot of time in the garage burning metal into twisted art forms. If you know how to weld or even better how to wire up lights and sound, that's fantastic, come join in on the fun! I work in a laboratory as a chemist for an evil corporation. All hail the black blooded monster! If you are a serious follower of any organized religion, God bless you but I'm not your boy. I don't have a laundry list for my 'perfect woman' because that's just silly. Everyone has their own combination of bitter, salty and sweet, and either it tastes good to you or not. You don't really know until you take a bite! I've noticed a lot of you ladies love travel. I'd rather take a bullet than board a plane, so there you go. I'm up for a road trip almost anywhere though. Fair warning, I'm kind of a nut!

Monkey is a 3 year old Rottie who loves to cuddle and kiss, but most of all he loves his walkies. He likes to be a lap dog, even though he weighs 85 pounds. I have his paw print tattooed on my body. Badger is a 5 month old yellow dog (Lab/terrier?), and what can I tell ya, he's a puppy! I have to wait for him to finish growing up before I get his paw on me!

Daddy is very good to us, we love him! He gives us treats, lets us sleep with him, and plays with us all the time. We are so happy he brought us together, Monkey was so lonely before when he was gone at work, but now we have each other. We love each other and play silly games like Wrestle With Me and Ball Has Legs Now! OH MY GOD IT'S TIME FOR WALKIES WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!!!

I am a man seeking a woman age 34 to 46

My ideal date would probaly involve sushi and maybe and hour at the shooting range, followed by a cocktail or two. I make excellent cocktails by the way. Man this is weird. I know! Let's do it Playboy style! Turn Ons: Tattoos, artistic creativity, brains, honesty, good manners, a touch of "the crazy". Turn offs: Talking politics, OCD, neat freaks, not being who you really are. Deal breakers: Human children, asking me to marry you on the third date (yes it's happened), being rude to the waiter. I can't deal with anyone who goes to church I'm afraid -- I think it's presumptious for anyone of our limited (yet fantastic) species to say they know there's a God, and downright insulting for them to deign to tell me what said God approves or disapproves of. Dang, that last sentence was waaaaayy too serious. Just being honest ladies!

We love other doggies! Some of them don't love us because we are very high-energy, especially Badger who is a play machine these days, but some dogs love to chase us and be chased and chase the ball and bark at things like squirrels and stuff. We have a nice big yard to run around in, come play with us!

Nightstalker

Nightstalker, my sweet kitty who I had with me for all her 16 years. I have her paw prints tattooed on my arm, and am glad every time I see them for the memories they bring. *sniff* Excuse me, I have something in my eye...