Single 34yr man seeking women for dating and pet dating :: Brooklyn NY United States : currently not online

Well, I can be witty, very sarcastic, I have an odd sense of humor. I'd like to think that I am intelligent and funny. I am a geek by trade, artistic by nature, and romantic by nature. People say I have nice eyes, and who am I to correct them?

Einstein (he's the big goofy Lab) is eight, but he still acts like a puppy. He has limitless energy, and I come home from walks more tired than he does. Einstein lives up to his name, and like all geniuses, gets himself in to all sorts of trouble. I've installed hasp locks on my refrigerator door because of him. He thinks he's a lap dog, but he weighs almost 100 pounds. Let me tell you, it's not fun when he sits on my lap. He also likes to whine. A lot. People who have heard him but not seen him have asked if he was a beagle. He's a big, spoiled baby! Raven is the little baby with the green bandana. She's six (so she's really not a baby), but looks like a puppy. She's a tomboy, and loves to wrestle with the guys. On the other hand, she is as sweet as can be, and knows just how to get what she wants. She'll sit down, look at you with her big brown puppy dog eyes, and ever so gently tap you with one paw. Jackie is (obviously) an 11 year old Jack Russel. He was rescued from a neglectful home. He was left in a backyard with no shelter, food given when he was remembered, and rain water to drink. He's blind, and I found out about him when his former owners wanted to have him put to sleep because of that. He gets around just fine, I just can't ever (EVER!) move the furniture. He think's he's a big dog, and you had better be careful if you tell him he's not! His best bud is Einstein, and he'll often use him as a pillow, and Raven is his girl.

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I am a man seeking a woman age 21 to 29

I don't know what, exactly, I'm looking for. Friends first and foremost. Someone that is up for anything, whether it's a day at the park with the dopes on ropes, going out to a bar, dinner or a movie on the couch surrounded by living pillows (the dogs). I don't want to jump into anything too fast, but I also don't want anything too casual.

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