True story: one time, about 10 years ago, I was working late and had called 'Love' car service to pick me up. When I left the building, I saw a car waiting so I approached the driver. He asked me if I was looking for Citywide car service. I yelled out "No- I'm looking for Love!" The driver and I both just stopped and looked at each other and I quietly walked away. So I guess that's why I'm here on jdate. Some vital stats: I'm a night owl and a late sleeper. I like things that are funny, but funny in a Daily Show/Scrubs kinda way. I'm livin' on the edge, but the edge hurts my tushy. Ow. I share an apartment with two friendly and furry cats. I'm a wannabe rock star/writer/photogra pher/historian/foodi e. Museums are intellectual crack. I'm an online activist - I'll sign any petition to save animals, Darfur or Coney Island. Classical is my new thing. I swing to the Jazz and Rock to the Roll, but I don't Hora to the Klezmer since I broke my arm at my best friend's Bar Mitzvah. It's a great story. I'll tell you about it sometime. This may explain why I don't keep kosher or go to services yet I volunteer at the Eldridge Street Synagogue (which you should all visit). I don't like serial dating (but I love cereal), so hopefully I'll like dating you.

Hairy. Crazy. White. Brown. Snaggletoothed

What the hell is up with this guy?

I am a man seeking a woman age 29 to 40

She makes smart and funny sexy. Intellectual, sweet, giving and fun to be around. An excellent conversationalist, she'll challenge me and make me think. Pretty, not plastic. Marches to the beat of her own drum and has her own unique sense of style. She's not afraid to be goofy and doesn't take herself too seriously. In other words she's perfectly comfortable admitting to enjoying classic TV shows like Three's Company or movies like The 40 Year Old Virgin. She also doesn't mind my guitar playing, cooking, endless stories and pop culture references. Obviously loves animals and isn't allergic to cats. Or me.

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