I'm just your average guy. I like hanging out, garage sales, thrift stores, and swap meets. I don't smoke, do drugs or drink(anymore). I prefer to be around happy people. I am somewhat cynical so I need some balance in my life. I am told that I have a good sense of humor and I'm a little crazy. I guess that's all.....

Monkey Boi - A five year old, orange pain in my ass. Gurgles - Huge Black and White cat 19 pounds but not fat I named him gurgles because when he purrs he deosn't close his mouth. Tora - I adopted her when she was pregnant with her first litter. She had four little ones that I adopted out for her. She now lives on the softest cushion on my sofa. SID - is my bearded dragon, he is awesome. When he takes a dump I can hear him on the other room. It sounds like someone is squeezing a mustard bottle as hard as they can. Booger, Squirt, Belly, Cheech. Just your typical American Chameleons, they like crickets and mealworms. They also enjoy a good chase around the apartment when they get away from me while I'm cleaning their cages. I have to catch them before the cats do. I also have a Bearded Dragon whose name is Scorpio Isoscoles Dajakkemo. He is a juvenile 5 months old he is the best little guy! He is active and very tame. He sleeps in my hand. I have many fish they dont all have names but I have got a Red Tailed Black Shark (Sharky), 3 Giant Dannios, a Balloon Mollie (No Name), and a Silver Dollar (Dough Boy). I have not named the Balloon Mollie yet. They are great to watch and I love how peaceful they are.

They would all agree that I need to shower immediately when I get home and that I should stop farting when they are sitting on my lap.

I am a man seeking a woman age 22 to 34

My ideal date isn't a date. Long road trips are my favorite. I like to drive and take photos. Go check out old thrift and antique stores. I Brake For Garage Sales! My job keeps me outside in the heat all day during the summer and when I'm off work I like to stay inside and chill. I do outdoor stuff but usually only in the winter time. I like to hike Camelback mountain. Go to Lake Pleasant. I also like to make love as much as possible and I would probably be best matched up with a nympho hottie. At least I'm honest............

They love anything involing Fancy Feast Cod, Liver, and Sole mix. The Lizards like crickets. The fish like sushi. If you bring those to the table you've got friends for life.