Hi there........If you think you are the perfect woman for me, please respond, or else I will be forced to become a monk, and I'm fairly certain that no monks want to deal with my habit of talking, which goes against all things monks stand for. So, read the ad, and possibly save a million monks from going insane. OK, here's where I pour out my desires, dreams and wants in a sincere, yet futile attempt not to look/sound desperate. So, here we go.....here's what I want/need/desire: I want somebody fun, smart, smells nice, hopeless romantic, compassionate, great sex (passionate) able to laugh at me, herself and life, a reader, talker, writer, a painter would be kinda cool. Somebody who will be a great love in the future, but a great friend right now. I don't care about the car you drive, the job you hate, the clothes you wear, because it's not the past I'm looking at, I'm looking at the future. So, if you can inspire me, and be inspired yourself, then write me, even if to say "God, you are odd". Notice I didn't write much about myself, because I want you to ask me the questions that are important to you. Oh yeah, a million extra cool points to you and a "for sure" dinner with me if your fav movie is "Say Anything". Finally, don't worry, my baggage can fit in the overhead on most aircraft.

Domavoi (Russian for "Good Spirit") is a border collie mix...very smart, fast and funny....great at camping, loves splashing in the surf, although the breakers freak him out a bit. Will hitch a ride on my surfboard if the mood strikes...loves running and generally having fun.

Ummm...interesting, willing to share pizza crusts, always up for a walk so I can check my p-mail, won't hog the couch, makes funny noises to get my attention, always good for a wrestling match and understands my need to ride in a pick up truck with the window open.

I am a man seeking a woman age any to any

What am I looking for? A incredible woman that likes some of the things I do, and things I've never heard of. A woman who will hold my hand on a walk, read the Sunday paper in bed while we sip coffee, a woman who will flirt with me at a friends dinner parties, who will ask me to rub her feet, a woman who will insist that we get a certain pattern for dish ware because it will look better then the set I want (and of course she will be right), a woman who will help me laugh at myself, my job, life. Someone who can fight fair, who understands true relationship dynamics and values, not emotional wounded or distant. I want a woman who will hang out with me in the kitchen while I'm making dinner, who will surprise me with tickets to the game that night. You don't have to like motorcycles or surfing, just tolerate me doing them. Honesty is a huge plus, games should be something that you have fun with, not a way of life. Somebody who will out of the blue pick me up from work with a overnight bag and take me somewhere for a romantic weekend, much to my surprise. Most importantly, I want a best friend. Wanna know more? Please write.

Woof and all the usual stuff that goes along with it.