Cozy, slipper wearing warmhearted English gentleman. Armchair anarchist, nature walk nudist, ardent composter, dental flosser, cat lover, sensation seeker, book collector, chocolate muncher, pipe smoker, culture vulture, current events devourer, hypochondriacal Dyson owner, tea and beer drinker (not in same glass)

Pickles is incredibly vocal. She has an astounding vocal range and she produces vocal emissions that are endlessly amusing and always engaging. She always uses maximum direct eye contact when she communicates. Her little personality always makes its presence felt. I’m convinced she thinks she talks our language. She sometimes interrupts us with her own comments, or throws in the occasional remark that lets us know how she’s feeling. Her adventures are legendary. She is famous as the only cat in Providence that the fire department came out for.

Mum and dad are nice people to have around the house to attend to my needs. Because I was weaned early I still like to suckle-snuggle a lot. Actually suckle-snuggling is one of my favorite things. I like it when dad pets me in the evening. He gave me his old bathrobe which I love to snuggle on. In the summer I love to gambol outside. Mum and dad find this hysterical but I ignore them. Kicking my hind legs high in the air as I run, full of grace and the joy of being is the ultimate high. I also love to sniff at things outside and spend hours grazing on grass in the yard. I just wish they would let me outside more often. Dad says we live in the city but I don’t know what that means.

I am a man seeking a woman age 25 to 60

Saucy and beguiling smile, emotionally intelligent, enjoy a range of humor from sophisticated satire to my own crappy jokes and innuendos. You can be hopelessly romantic while remaining flawlessly practical. You like to dance, feel the free, fresh wind in your hair, aspire to life without care, you appreciate fine food and wine and all the best pleasures in life but you aren't over extravagant. You like snuggly evenings under a blanket on the sofa but you aren't afraid to rough it a bit in the backwoods making smores and sharing stories and memories under the stars.

Pickles has been known to be a total bitch to other female cats. She spits, howls and loses all composure. She seems to find male cats more interesting and tolerable. They can have a sedating effect on her. It would be nice for Pickles to find a suitable male friend. No funny business, I hasten to add. Pickles is very much a virgin spinster and intends to stay that way. She is searching for a purely platonic relationship with one of her own species.