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Sei uchiri Single – Ndipore It

Zvose ndakadzidza pamusoro kunetsana chisarudzo, Ndakadzidza kubva Kenny Rogers. Ndinorangarira rimwe usiku shure 1977: Ini akarasika, kurova bhotoro, kukonzera matambudziko pamba. Ehe saizvozvo, Ndaiva nemakore mashanu, saka ungati kuti ndakanga ndisingazivi nani, asi Kenny haana ini kurega kure chirauro. Panguva iyoyo, aizivikanwa zvikurukuru nokuda kwake 1974 rova, Lucille. Asi sezvo doro yakayerera uye wachi ticked, uye ndakataura sei zvandakange ndiinazvo rwuchirwisana rangu kare amai, Kenny akaisa zvose panze kwandiri sezvo pachena sezvo Texas denga yezhizha.

“Unofanira kuziva kana kuti hold'em, kuziva nguva fold'em.”

Translation: Kana uri kurasikirwa kuguma nharo, Unodzidzei nani kuvhara kugehena uye ruregerero.

A musikana zvangu chaizvo akanga achiratidza pamusoro chii kupfeka mhando dzokupfeka shamwari dzomuchato. Yakanga iri masikati weSvondo muna August, saka vatema chakange, dzvuku rakanga zvakare yokushamisira, uye chena aiva pachena pasina-pasina. Akaguma uchisarudza hot-zvakasuruvara welavemder sirika nhamba, izvo zvakaita kuti vaviri vafare zvikuru . . . kusvikira taifamba ndikaona kuti akanga akapfeka akaita zvose Vasikana.

Izvozvo handizvo dambudziko chairo. Dambudziko raiva pakuti ini kuseka. Mostly nekuti zvakanga kusetsa. Pamwe chikamu pangu vakafunga kuti taigona majee kwedu nzira rapfuura kuzvuzvungudza muduku uyu, kunyanya sezvo paiva hapana zvataigona kuita nezvazvo. Uh u. Kwete chete akanga nemusikana wangu vakavhiringidzwa wenguvo Kufanana, asi jocular tsika dzangu akachera ini gomba ukuru Grand Canyon. Mushure maminitsi mashoma kuedza kundomutora kuona kupenya divi ezvinhu, Ndakaona kuti chete chinhu chandaigona kuita kwaiva ruregerero kwazvo uye vanovanzwira tsitsi naye nenhamo. Mazuva mashoma uye wose mujenya misodzi Papera, isu vaiumba. Asi kana akanga Ndakayeuka zano Kenny kubva kuti-enda, Ini isu angadai akaponesa vose zvakawanda yose dambudziko.

“Ziva nguva kufamba kure, kuziva kana kumhanya.”

Translation: Kana havabvumirani vasingabvumirani, uri vamwe usiku refu chaizvo nokudhiraivha panguva pasirin'i kana avete panhoo.

tsananguro: Ndabvuma hadzibvumirani chinhu chimwe chete chinonyanya kukosha Kuwana Over It, nekuti pasina muyananisi kuti Achazova asapindire uye Award imi anonongedza nokuti uri 65 muzana rworudyi uye iye 35 muzana kodzero. Kunyange dai pakanga, kunyange kana iwe tallied yose nharo zvaunonyanya kumboziva akahwina pamusoro usina kufukidzwa yako, achirwara-akaudza mukomana, waizoitei zvichida kuita navo? hapana. “kuhwina” nharo zvinoda nguva yakawanda sezvinobvira kuhwina 3,000 Skee-Ball matikiti — uye ane chokuita vakaenzana ukoshi. Saka kana tsama dandemutande zvindori uye Superballs zvakakosha kwauri, zviri kazhinji zvakanakisisa chete chisiye.


“Haumbomuki kuverenga mari yako paunenge sittin’ patafura / pachava zvinokwana countin’ apo dealin waita.”

Translation: Makorokoto, iwe akahwina zvokurwa. Zvino kuva mukundi nyasha uye usambofa otaurazve nyaya zvakare.

tsananguro: Dzimwe nguva zvinhu rakajeka. Akatanga kurwa nomukomana kufirimu. Iye akadhakwa uye akaita benzi kubva pachake pane imwe chisvusvuro bato. Akakanganwa kuti iwe wakange urongwa kuzodya uye vakasiya iwe wakamirira kwemaawa maviri. Muzviitiko zvakadaro, haana justifiable pembedzo. Izvi hazvirevi haangakurambiriyi kuedza kugadzira chimwe, uye hazvirevi haagoni cobble pamwe chete chinhu kuti inonzwika semi-musoro. Asi chero vavariro dzake, Zviito zvake zvaiva zvakaipa, uye ndiye gotta danho uye ruregerero. Uye newe, kirasi chiito kuti muri, kubvuma ruregerero kwake uye ngaiparadzanise aende. No nemadimikira kuti zvekare kusabvumirana. No kuunganidzira zvombo kuti hondo yemberi. Uye zvechokwadi hapana pusa-hasha mhinduro. Ndizvozvo, iye zvakaipa, fambira mberi!

A nemudzimai ndinoziva vane mugove wavo hwevakaroorana hadzimbotauri. One manheru, zuva pashure touchy nharo kuti vakanga vabvumirana akanga dzine zvigamba kumusoro, murume akauya kumba akasungwa mbiri maruva. Pasinei “runyararo” kuti vakanga vaita uye maruva wevaFiripi, mudzimai akaramba sezvo pissy uye ibwe-sezvo dai chete ganda rake katsi. Not zvakanaka. Mushure dzinoumba, unofanira kurega zvinhu kuenda, kunyanya pamberi vamwe vanhu. Ndinoziva mumwe murume nomudzimai umo mukadzi kuramba vepo murume nokuda basa rake pakusarudza (munyori), kunyange akaroorwa iye achiziva kwazvo rakapihwa wake waakasarudza. Kwete chete naye kunaka jibes havana zvechokwadi kukanganisa kwake nechivimbo, asi akaita munhu wose yakavapoteredza zvakaipisisa dzamira. Ehe saizvozvo, shoko “ndine hurombo” haasi kuporesa zvose, uyewo vaviri akasungwa namaruva, asi chii zvimwe zvaungaita zvichida kuita kamwe zvose zvave? Chii unokosha kune hashing kunze nyaya dzokorore zvakare?

Ndicho chimwe chinhu kuti zvose nezvokuudza vamwe manzwiro, uye chimwe chinhu kuti nguva dzose kurova bhiza akafa kupinda vamwe yakanyangara, Sticky guruu. Ndaisazombofa enzanisa ukama hwako hunokosha bhiza-inobva guruu, asi Kenny wakaramba, uye sezvo iye taroorana kubva 1997, Ndinofunga unofanira kumuteerera.

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Pane chinhu chakadai chigumbu utano. Ndinopupura utano zvigumbu: (1) mubhengi wangu; (2) ari Columbia House Music Club; (3) mukomana uyo akamboudza kwandiri truckload nhema, ichikonzera manyongori kuti akatora makore untangle; (4) mumwe Vet asina zvakanaka kutarisira katsi yedu uye gare gare sniped kuti imhaka akanga zvokusagona kutipa zvose akakodzera mashoko ari; (5) mumwe kukoreji yangu mapurofesa; (6) Justice Scalia; uye (7) mbudzana anogara plagiarizes runyoro wangu paIndaneti. Ini kusada vose vanhu ava uye masangano kunobva yavo kare (uye, mune zvimwe zviitiko, kuramba) kucharohwa, uye handirevi kuzviramba. Handidi kuwana pamusoro payo, handidi donje kune platitudes pamusoro zvamboitika, uye kana ini kuona chero wavo achifamba nomugwagwa, Ndichaita upenye kwavari rakasviba Kutarira sewe vasingatendi. Kwete kuti unogona here kuona Columbia House Music Club achifamba nomugwagwa, asi iwe kuwana pfungwa. Ndakadzidza kare kuti kukwanisa kurarama murugare zvakasikwa umo zvaunazvo vavengi achaponesa imi makore nenhamo.

Asi zvigumbu vanhu imi vanotofanira kuda, kana kufanana, kana kuva ukama? Izvozvo hazvisi zvokuti utano. Mukuru nokuva anotsamwira muzvinafundo kuti kukoreji ndechokuti handina kuona iye zvakare. Saizvozvo, Handisi kudiwa vabudirire kupedza manzwiro angu chero wevakomana, uye handirevi kunzwa kwekukanganwira vamwe. Nei Ini kukanganwira Vet? Haana ruregerero. The gehena naye! katsi wangu akafa! Bad Vet!

Asi kana uchinzwa sokuti wabatwa akatadzirwa ne munhu waunoda, zviri kworudzii kufanana kuimba “mutsara, mutsara, Kukwasva Boat Your,” pakuti munhu wose anoziva sei kuti irambe kuenda, uye hapana anoziva ichiyevedza nzira zvatopera. Uye kana musingadi zvatopera, iwe uchava vanodzamara muchiva ukama nemukomana wako kuti ndine navo kumahombekombe wangu, uye mugonditenda, haudi kuti zviitike.

Ehe saizvozvo, nzira imi kubvisa kutsamwa kwenyu kunobva pamwe pane zvauinazvo kushanda. Kana wasvikapo rombo, uchava kuva akatendeseka kukurukura nezvazvo. Uchaita kushandira chero akakonzera kurwa, uye imi muchava wakasununguka kuti dambudziko riri kugadziriswa. Mukuru Muvuti zvimwe zviri “kuhwina” nharo — muchaita nguva nenguva, mupfungwa mokusvinwa munhu sandara-panze, asakwanisa ruregero — uye ipapo kunzwa kukosha kudzokera uye “teasingly” muzoiisa kakawanda, yaunofanira kuita. Kutoti unofarira kuyeuchidzwa zvose waita nokusingaperi chaakakanganisa, nyarara uye kanganwa naro.

Zvinhu vanongoberekwa kuoma kana ukagara yakawanda nesimba, uye kana zviri pamusoro, iwe uchiri regai sokuti waita chakagadziriswa chinhu. Wanga vakapa akavimbika tsanangudzo, kana uchiri kufunga kuti zvakanga zvakaipa uye iye achiri anofunga makanga zvakaipa, uye hapana chitsama hurukuro rakachinja munhu pfungwa. Zvokuita?

Dzimwe nguva akaisvochenjera chinhu kuzvibvunza ichi: Chii kutombonaka zvichaitika kana ndasarudza kuti kumbofa nezvazvo zvakare? Women — kunyanya vakadzi vasati pedyo, platonic shamwari dzechirume — wild wakarerutsa nomukurumbira “Oh, Mwari wangu, Waizonzwa fucking anodonha naro” ari pamazita zvichemo vechirume pamusoro vakadzi. Dai ndakanga vaifanira sanangurai imwe nharaunda umo varume vane nesu kuvamirira, kwaizova kuti haana kufunga uye kutaura upenyu kubva zvose zvinoitika kusvikira wose zvinobatanidzwa ane akaoma-kunze pamateko. Ini kamwe vakapinda kumbonyanya makobvu tsambambozha Exchange neshamwari munhurume aishanda muhofisi yangu, uye akaenda pamusoro mangwanani ose, uye ipapo panenge 11:00, iye akandituma umwe akati, “Tinofanira kuva shamwari zvakare 11:30, nokuti rangarirai, ndipo apo tinofanira kusiya kudya kwemasikati.” Uye taiva. chinhu! Kurwisana pamusoro. Nokuti handina basa here, uye kana hazvina basa, unogona chete agozvizivisa pamusoro. Uye. Unogona kunyange kudanidzira “chinhu!” kana uchida, asi iva nechokwadi chokuti mukomana anoziva zvauri kutaura, kana uchafarirwa. kusetsa runako.


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