Kumelwe Sithande Dogs : New Leash On Life

Umfowethu Michael ehlala nami kuze umshado wakhe kwabuyela on track.

“Ingabe ngeke yini molly coddle kuye, Sarah,” ubaba wathi. “Just amnike tikwele ezintathu ngosuku futhi uqinisekise anakho ihembe elimhlophe starched ukugqoka ehhovisi.”

“Uma kangaka njengoba ebheka ibhodlela likabhiya, fihla cell phone yakhe,” udadewethu Carol wathi. “Ungenzi, ngaphansi kwanoma iziphi izimo, mnike udakiwe Ukudayela Phoebe. Wayeyisangoma nge capital B lapho eshada wakhe, futhi uzoba uyathakatha nge capital B lapho sithola ukushintshwa wakhe.”

“Kungani Michael ukuhlala endlini yakho?” udadewethu Christine wathi. “Sinakho ekamelweni, futhi akukho yicala, kodwa kanjalo fair indlela njalo kufanele nika kuye.”

Kumelwe Sithande Dogs - Usuku My PetEmva kwezinyanga, mhlawumbe iminyaka, ngokuzama ukubamba umshado wakhe ndawonye wahlala ekhaya, Michael wayethemba ukuthi ukungabikho obungenza, empeleni, wenze inhliziyo Phoebe ikhula fonder. Ngakho basuka manje waxosha amadodakazi akhe, Annie and Lainie, to Irish step ukudansa ngoLwesithathu ngemva kwesikole wawakhipha dinner kamuva. Bahlala njalo ngempelasonto naye.

Unathi.

At indlu yami.

“Koze Ucabanga ukuthi kuyoba?” Ekugcineni John Anderson wabuza. Lokhu kwabonakala umbuzo enengqondo umuntu owayefike abe nezinye yami ephawulekayo.

“Ingabe kuze esihogweni yiqhwa babonakala silahle ithemba too?” I waphendula.

Ngemva isiqalo bumpy ebuhlotsheni bethu, Mina noJohn babehlanganyele izinyanga eziyisithupha dating sindiso. Manje sase ngokuyisisekelo olulindile. Ngangizibuza ngezinye izikhathi phakathi kwamabili uma thina ngabe yayo ngokwanele sindiso amaphuzu ukuze uthole ngokusebenzisa lokhu. Futhi akazange sindiso abe nokuphila eshalofini? Bekungeke ngiphangalale yobudedengu ngaphambi singase fan amalangabi aphinde njalo?

Tonight, mina nomfowethu Michael abangu wakhahlela emuva embhedeni wami. Ukubaluleka sonto of starched shirts amhlophe dry yokuhlanza izikhwama abangu Sekwaba phezu treadmill yami. Two ezingenalutho Sam Adams ubhiya amabhodlela ehambisana nengxenye zidliwe ushizi pizza on the table ikhofi. I udade omuhle.

I burped.

“Nice,” Michael wathi.

“Thanks,” Ngithe.

Over the weekend, I Michael and Annie and Lainie futhi ayezidilizile ubudala izitebhisi zami esixegayo elisophahleni lwendlu futhi bengasekho on a ukuzingelwa amathoyizi. Abashana bami babengebona ngokweqile umxhwele ezingcwele ngiseyingane futhi abuya phasi lost cell phone imidlalo Ngokuphazima kweso. Ngokusobala umfowethu wazizwa ngenye, ngoba manje yena edlala Growing Up yami Skipper doll.

“Ungishiya onodoli ababili in one, for fun kabili!” I hlabelela mbumbulu yami peppiest of the 1970 commercial.

UKAPUTENI udadewabo omncane Barbie sika. Like the Doublemint of ebuntwaneni bethu okwakukade touted njengoba ezimbili, ezimbili, shokolethe ezimbili in one, le nguqulo of Skipper ngempela kwaba onodoli ababili in one. Uma uqala embona, wabe sengathi sweet little ezimhlophe aphansi umfundi esikoleni. Kodwa uma liphenduka ingalo yakhe kwesokunxele emuva, empeleni sakhula amabele phambi kwamehlo enu kakhulu.

Njengoba uma umzimba Barbie sika akunakwenzeka wayengazange screwed me up ngokwanele eminyakeni kwami. Ngenxa Growing Up Skipper, Ngizobe wachitha okungenani unyaka owodwa wokuphila kwami ​​prepubescent ejikeleza engalweni yami yesokunxele emuva like a backstroker one-ahlomile lapho Ngaguqa eceleni kombhede wami ethi imithandazo yami ebusuku. Emva kokubuza uNkulunkulu ukuba abusise umama nobaba nabafowethu abathathu nodadewethu ababili nabo bonke abantwana ezilambayo in China, Ngathandaza for boobs, kunebhokisi my sister Carol, owayeneminyaka engu ababili asebekhulile futhi, sijabulise uNkulunkulu, ukufika ngaphambi sister-izinyanga seventeen omncane Christine BakaJehova embonisa up.

“Kumele, kumele, kumelwe ukwandisa ngokudayisa yethu,” Michael wathi eceleni kwami ​​yonke le minyaka kamuva njengoba akhishwa Growing Up ingalo Skipper wesokunxele up and down. Amabele akhe uvele futhi wanyamalala ngesikhathi ephelele ukuze sithi yakhe.

“Knock it off,” Ngithe. I kwafinyelela for doll yami endala.

Michael wasikhipha ngokushesha wakhe away. “Ubani gonna Ngenze?”

“Mnikeni kimi,” I Wamemeza njengoba I lunged for Skipper. Imikhuba Old die hard and konke, kodwa kuyamangalisa ngempela indlela abafowethu nodadewethu futhi ngangibona revert ebuntwaneni bethu ni in a nanosecond.

A amagxolo elikhulu kwangenza gxuma. Mother Teresa, St Michael humongous. Bernard, naye esehlala nami kuze Phoebe ezingabanjwanga wakhe noma kuze esihogweni kwaphela nasozwaneni kuye phezu, yambamba Growing Up Skipper.

Ngamemeza.

Michael senyuka izinyawo zakhe. “Mother Teresa, uphonsa.”

Mother Teresa aphethwe ingalo Skipper wesokunxele phakathi kwamazinyo zakhe njengoba wabe wanikina ikhanda in isiko elithile isisulu ngokubulala yasendulo ayengaguqile savela ngempela ngal. Amabele The unodoli yabonakala futhi kwanyamalala shake ngalinye.

Ngagijima ekhishini athathe Doggie uswidi jar. I welula a bhisikidi bone emise.

Umama Teresa wabonakala ukukhulisa eyodwa ishiya.

I abeke kuqala uswidi on the floor futhi wathatha omunye wesibili kusukela jar.

Yena kwanika Growing Up Skipper omunye shake.

“Fine,” Ngithe. “Kodwa isixwayiso fair, Ngithathe sifinyelela line at ezintathu.”

Mother Teresa wabeka Growing Up Skipper ngobumnene phansi futhi baqoqa awukudla zakhe ezintathu.

“Intombazane enhle,” Michael wathi.

“Lokho debatable,” Ngithe. Ngathatha doll yami drool-embozwe futhi waqala esula wakhe on jeans zami. I uhlaziywe ngathatha napkin pizza.

“Lapha, I Uzothola ukuthi,” Michael wathi.

I wakunikela Growing Up Skipper kanye napkin futhi plopped phansi embhedeni.

Michael waqeda nokuzilungisa Growing Up Skipper futhi kwaba emuva atishaye uzotshala ingalo yakhe kwesokunxele.

Ngangazi ukuthi ukukhala usizo. I waqaphela duty yami nodade. I ngingafuni ingqondo yakhe off Growing up Skipper, ngibuye uthole ingqondo yakhe off Phoebe. Ngizobe amsize bona umshado wakhe kwaba phezu futhi limsize siwele isehlukaniso yakhe njengoba uzama ukugcina umthelela omubi Annie and Lainie to a kuyikhono. Futhi ngangiya ngimthole nomdlalo more ofanele. Ngokushesha nje ngathola ukuthi bonke yisikwele away, Mina Johane Anderson ayegibela off zingene sunset bangenzi ndawonye.

“Ngicabanga ngizobuya ziligcina,” Michael wathi. “Ingabe ufuna ngithathe umama Teresa isikhathi esisodwa more, noma kungaba yini ukuthola wakhe phambi kwakho uyikhalime embhedeni?”

Mother Teresa wancika futhi lapped esihlathini. I wabubula. “Ngizothatha wakhe.”

Michael wanikeza sad isigamu-wave. “G'night, Sarah. Night, Umama Teresa.”

Wathatha isinyathelo engajabule bubheke guestroom.

“Michael,” Ngithe.

Wajika. Ngisakhula Skipper kwaba ithokomele ezandleni zakhe.

Ngabamba isandla sami. “Nginike unodoli, Michael.”

Ngahlala khona okwesikhashana, ukuzinwaya Mother Teresa endaweni yakhe entsha intandokazi, yesokudla indlebe yakhe kwesokunxele. Ngemva kwalokho ngavuka futhi tiptoed owayenguNobhala my master ekamelweni, okuyinto Ngizobe liphendulwe ehhovisi futhi lapho mina sasebenza futhi agcinwe izinto extra for ekilasini yami.

I rummaged ngokusebenzisa inqwaba scrapbooks on the aphezulu phansi. I wakhipha i-albhamu yami wedding, dusted it off ngesandla esisodwa, ngiyibamba isikhashana. Ngavala amehlo ami futhi bazama lengqondo Kevin, Umyeni wami wangaphambili. All Ngangibona likwenza kwaba isithombe esithile indoda ehlezi esihlalweni toilet, ikhanda lakhe efihlekile ngemuva iphephandaba, ibhulukwe nxazonke emaqakaleni zakhe, umnyango ovulekile yokugezela. Ngazibuza ukuthi Kevin funda izindaba zakhe ekuseni an iPad manje.

Ekugcineni, Ngathola notebook Ngizobe igcinwe kuyilapho ngangihola siwele dating scene. Ikhasi ngayinye izinsuku zami, ezilinganiswe izinkanyezi ngesandla yihhashi futhi amafulegi. Ngakho abaningi namafulege abomvu billowed yonkana kwezihloko amakhasi ukuthi yayibukeka njengesikhonyane edayiswayo a izimoto. George from Hanover, owayebizwa ngifuna ubuhlobo ngelinye ilanga ngenyanga, no strings, no izibopho. Ngizokukhumbula, eyakhulela alfalfa yakhe amahlumela siqu. The guy ngifuna Woman plus-sized, bani Ngizobe kubhekwe ngokwengxenye kafushane ngoba wayethanda I indlela yena lifakwa Woman, kodwa ikakhulu ngenxa ngangingakwazi ukudla okuningi. Ray Santia, yangaphambili cishe hockey star nginga cishe walala. Bob Connor, Ubaba umfundi I akufanele ziye walala.

Kwaba a ehlathini laphaya. Michael Poor. Kodwa uma Angitholanga naye aphume endlini yami futhi endleleni yakhe merry, ngabe sengisiphakamisile I ingase ibe emuva laphaya ngokwami.

Ngathatha isikhashana Kuyabashaqisa umcabango. Khona-ke ngathola ad siqu udadewethu Carol sahambisa for me, aqoshiwe singene maphakathi ikhasi.

Voluptuous, evusa inkanuko, oluhehayo and fun. Kungakedluli 40 DWF uhlose umuntu ekhethekile ukwabelana starlit nights. Kumelwe uthande izinja.

I kuyiswe dating my notebook out ekamelweni lokuphumula, kanye ipensela red intandokazi yami. I baphendukela page fresh ekolishi-ujenga futhi yasentabeni the irabha ngokumelene amazinyo ami ngesikhathi mina Tweaked isikhangiso ukuze ivumelane umfowethu.

Buff, brilliant, ephukile kodwa hhayi yokulungisa. Handsome ngokushesha DWM nazo zonke izinwele zakhe uhlose owesifazane okhethekile ohlangabezana amadodakazi akhe’ amazinga aphezulu. Kumelwe uthande big slobbery izinja.

(Wanyathelisa imvume encwadini Claire Cook yamuva 'Kumelwe Sikuthande Dogs – New Leash On Life’ – Incwadi 2 of the best ukudayisa Kumelwe Sikuthande Dogs series. Ungathola okuningi mayelana Claire nezincwadi zakhe at www.clairecook.com)


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