Thawj impressions – Usernames

Xeem tshiab: Sep. 09 2019 | 2 min nyeem


Rau JDate, Kuv yog nyfunnyguy32 kom txog thaum kuv hloov mus rau mysterE32 tsis muaj tus khees vim li cas. Hais dab tsi koj yuav hais txog kuv xaiv monikers, tab sis lawv tsis zoo li txhua leej txhua tus lub suab lwm. MysterE yog ib tug ua si rau lus siv, obviously, lo lus “paub tsis meej” thiab kuv thawj thawj zaug. Kuv yeej tau txais compliments rau nws los ntawm lub sij hawm rau lub sij hawm. Nyfunnyguy yuav tsis tau ib tug zoo lub npe yog hais tias kuv tau nyob hauv New York, tab sis, rau ib tug poj niam nyob rau hauv Los Angeles, ib tug East ntug dej hiav txwv txiv leej tub uas sau comedy yog ib tug zoo paus pib sib tham. Txawm thaum kuv yog ib zaug qhia los ntawm kuv tus username ntawm ib tug Santa Monica bar, “Hav, Nyfunnyguy!”, nws reaffirmed ib qhov tseem ceeb heev, yog tias embarrassing tshaj plaws N kuv advertising lawm zoo. Kuv tsis ntseeg nws yuav tau hais tias “Hav, Mike1234” yog tias kuv lub npe.

Tej yam xws li usernames thiab muaj nuj nqis yog ib tug thorn nyob rau hauv lub sab ntawm ib tug ntau ntawm online daters. Kuv txhais li cas, tsis muaj ib tug yeej mob siab txog qhov no cov khoom, ua lawv? Rau feem ntau cov feem, cov lus teb yog tsis muaj. Tshwj tsis yog tias nws yog egregiously phem los yog n ntau tsis tshua muaj n kws zoo. Ib tug zoo username yuav tau pib sib tham – Kuv pib tham nrog ib tug BePatientImBlond rau cov uas heev yog vim li cas. Kuv twb pab tau lwm cov neeg (uas yuav tsum nyob twj ywm muab neeg siv nameless), thiab tsis tau tsuas tau lawv kuj zoo kawg tswv yim rau lawv tus kheej, tab sis Kudos rau lawv usernames zoo li.

Xauj los ntawm ib tug ob peb kaum os cov neeg thiab suav yuav ua li cas muaj ntau yam usernames sawv tawm. Tsis ntau, Kuv paub tseeb tias koj. Tag nrho vim hais yog tsis muaj kev xav los yog tswv yim zoo txhim nyob rau hauv ua hauj lwm xaiv ib tug. Tab sis yog vim li cas tsis mus rau mais ntxiv? Xaiv ib tug kawm uas yog cov rau koj. Nws tsis tau hais txhua yam hais txog koj, los yog tiag tiag ib yam dab tsi txog koj. Cia li ib yam dab tsi lom zem. Saws lub tswv yim nyob ib ncig ntawm nyob rau hauv koj lub taub hau, tuav nws mus txog rau lub teeb ntawm ces kaum sib txawv. Hais tam sim no los yog yav tom ntej, ib yam dab tsi yog yuav mus pop. Uas ib yam dab tsi yog yuav mus yuav koj tus username. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws los sawv daws yuav feem ntau yog muab ob npaug rau entenders los yog ua rau lus; noj cov paub thiab ua rau nws txawv. Zoo li paub tsis meej, piv txwv li. Txawm koj hais, muaj ib tug punny, yog hais tias tsis funny, Lo lus teb.

Bowling? LuckyStrike.
Dancing? Two2Tango.
Nroog npaj? UrbanMiff.

Oh, tuaj nyob rau! Ntawm chav kawm koj yuav sau ntawv mus rau UrbanMiff! Ntuj raug txim, Kuv xav tias kuv yuav siv uas lub npe rau kuv tus kheej.

Usernames yog ceeb ib qho tseem ceeb, tsis yog vim lawv yog dealbreakers, tab sis vim hais tias lawv yog cia koj tus kheej rau ib lub website. Thiab vim li cas tug neeg yuav xav tau TopekaTim thaum nws yuav ua tau JayhawksRock?

Zoo li lub heev boldface hom uas ua rau koj tuaj tos ib tug tabloid thaum koj nyob nraum sawv nyob rau hauv tajlaj checkout kab, usernames yuav muaj feem rau koj kev txiav txim siab mus nrhiav tsis pub dhau. Txhua yam uas tseem tshuav sib npaug, yog hais tias tus yees duab yog nruab nrab, yog koj qhia kuv tias koj nyob nraum tsis mus saib ib tug neeg uas tau ua rau koj luag siv ib tug kab? Mus rau lub ntiav kawg ntawm lub pas dej ua ke koj mus! Tus so ntawm peb yog yuav tawm tswvyim ib co usernames tshaj no.


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