Ko te Dog Walker

whakahoutia Mutunga: Hakihea. 04 2019 | 10 tai'o min

Nina i ki te kite a Raniera. I haere ia ki te tango i te puru i to ratou haona, ranei atu kapi, nga kuri e ratou leashes, ka whiwhi i tana aro oti, ara, ki te i ia ki te tapeke wairangi o ia kia, i te, tino pono, mooni ko.

Na te whakamahere ia he kaupapa kuri-haere motuhake. I teie mahana,, hei utu mo o kōrori ki runga i te ara ia te tikanga i, ki te kuri o nga mea katoa, whakarite ia ki te mau i te fest Yuppie-kuri ma iti. Ka mau te reira i te tahi hunga maminga, o tona hōtaka, me etahi finagling ki Suki, tetahi kuri Walker i mohio ia i te oma kuri nei Koianei te titiro ki te hei kuri o te cutesy, iti momo me te tangata, Nina i taua wa, ka haere ia ki Hawaii i runga i te râ miniti whakamutunga, ka ui Nina ki te whakaki i roto i hoki ia.

E kore i taea e Nina korero ki te rerekētanga i waenganui i enei kuri te kore i ratou rerekē tohu, rite taringa e ngaro ana maui o Stella, ranei papaki pakira o Jedi i runga i tona huha maui. Ki a ia, ratou kuri ma katoa iti, ki te kahore hoki Cockapoos, e tino he orotika, me te atamai, engari he aha atu e titau ia koutou i mutts, i te aha Cockapoos tino e. Pure kuri ma muia iti ahu ki te kia nā idiots nei whakaaro o ratou rite oko orotika, no te mea ratou kei iti, a ka taea e te tango ia ratou e koe i runga i te manureva ki te wharekai ranei. (Kihai i ia, Heoi, whakawa i te hunga i whenua tetahi no te mea hypo-allergenic. Ko te take hauora, te take anake e manakohia ana ki te ake i te kuri taua.)

Engari Aotea tetahi rangatira o te kuri ma iti, a ka kitea e koe i te matua psychotic tangata e whakapono ana ratou momo he motuhake, me te ahurei, a koe whanau ki te rerekētanga, i roto i te taipitopito, i waenganui i te Bichon me te Maltese, e pā ana ki nei, o te akoranga, Nina taea e hoatu i te shit.

Ko, whatu korero, ano he mōkihi, ratou i te tirohanga. I tangohia ai ratou e ia ki te awa ki, hiahia rere ratou ki a Raniera tumanako. I mohio ia ka rere ia i tenei ata, a ka haere tika te ara ia. I Kiki reira tenei ata, ara i runga i te ara hoiho i whakamahia ia mo nga kuri. I titiro katoa ki a ia, ataata, kokirihanga, i te tirohanga ofeina. Ko te Atua e arai whakamahi ia i te huarahi ake omaoma i te taiepa. Joggers i motherfuckers ware, no te haere mai te reira ki nga kuri, pēpi strollers, kaihīkoi ara teketeke ranei, a kihai i whai ia i te pūngao ki te totohe ki taua tenei ata, mau rawa enei hu hou orotika i patu nei ia ia.

I tata ratou i te kauhanga raro i te pito tonga o te awa ki, pihi te kuri maheni i roto i te pouri. Ko te Sid. Aue tiko, whakaaro Nina, rite rohe ia tonu hoki ia, i konei haere mai ia. Hoki te wahi i reira ko Sid, i reira ko Daniel. Na ka anga ka tona ngakau ki te whiua te rau thumps te tuarua, a ka kitea he ataata noa tona ara ki runga ki tona mata, rite tona ringa haere ki runga, ki te maheni ona makawe, a ka wahia iho tona shirt, horoia e te werawera i tona mata.

Na ka kite ia ia ia. I roto i te te t-shirt, me tarau, makawe rite ia i tika hurihia i roto i te moenga, koringa ki te taringa, me te kaitākaro MP3 i roto i tona ringa maui, tona ngakau mārama i runga i te waiata. Rere ia ki a ia, kahore te kitenga ia.

Tae noa i ia. Na ka, whawhati i he ataata puta noa i tona mata, hanga i tona crinkle kanohi, tona dimple paparinga. Ko ia pakeke ki te mahue. I karapotia ia e kotahi tekau ma tahi kuri ma iti, te iwi atawhai ahu ki te kawe me te coddle. Titiro ia rite te makutu pai o te raki, e karapotia ana e bichons hei utu mo o munchkins. Na ka mau ia i te pito rawa poto hei utu o ona tarau mua, me te ahua o te whare kaha sote peasanty hei utu o mua tona whare wānanga i haea o te t-hate me te atua whakatara hu fiemālie hei utu o ona pütu.

“Daniel!” poipoia ia ki a ia.

Ahu ia ki a ia, no te mea i taua taime kihai i haere ia i hea. Te hunga kuri iti i mo'oni rere porowhita a tawhio noa ia. Pea hiahia hinga ia (e kore e tumanako ia ki te whara) a hiahia whai ia ki te tiki ia ia ki runga (otiia e kore e pai ki tenei e kino).

“Hey Nina.” A, me te mea i te pai ai, meinga ana ia e taumaha, tata kei. Ki te kahore ia i mohio pai, e Ua whakaaro ia i pissed ia. I mohio ia kua ia i roto i tona fare i roto i te wahi e kore e whai ia? I whakatata ia ia, ka mau ia ki ona taringa atu, tuku whakairi ratou a tawhio noa ki tona kaki. Pāwhiri atu e ia i te kaitākaro MP3.

“Ka rite ki to koutou tira. He aha e koe i reira, kotahi tekau tāhei bichon?” ka ui Daniel. Ua ataata ia, rite ka ia kia rite ki tata ki a ia rite taea e ia, homai nga ope a tawhio noa.

“Ua maere au i ahau. Otiia mau, I konei tetahi bichon ahau, tenei tetahi i konei, Star. Ko te Zardoz, he bichon / yorkie ngä, ki runga i reira peeing i runga i te kamaka. E ahau e rua chi-poos, Sam a Dave, tika i reira ki te iti māwhero kopere, Rihi, te cockapoo, Jackie O. a John F., nga Tulears miro e rua. Ano, Annie, te apso lhasa, te kuri i te reinga. E mohio ana koe ki te aha? Kei te mau tautau kope doggie ka te ia i te kāinga. Kāore i kidding. Na aua malteses e toru? Ko te Larry, Mingimingi a Moe. Kuri ma tahi yuppie katoa i roto i te rarangi.”

“Nahea e nehenehe ai e koe te korero ki? Ko wai te nei, Te tikanga e ahau. Ratou katoa titiro rite tonu te panga ki ahau.”

“Doggist koe koe! A e kore e mea ësome o koutou hoa pai are'Ö”

Kata ia, rite titiro ia ki raro,. Ona matikuku, i peita i te māwhero hemo ana, e ahakoa ko ona waewae, he iti gnarly me te tairanga, titiro i ahuareka ai, me te ataahua ia whakaritea ki a ia titiro mua o te biker-kotiro-ki-kuri. Kihai ia i fakapapau'i e titiro pai ia pai.

“No putu.”

Ko Nina kia miharo me te pai, e papaki ana i taea i roto i ia ia ia. “Ite e koe. Te tikanga e ahau–“

“No University t-shirt.”

Mahi te reira, Nina whakaaro ki a ia. Ua ite oia i te tug i runga i ona leashes. 'Noho katoa. Just noho meneti kotahi, tēnā.”

“Titiro nehenehe e koe.”

Titiro Nina iho ki ona waewae na hoki ki runga ki a Raniera. “Mauruuru koe. Na te mahi koe. MeanÖ ahau”

“Ko ngā ka te reira ki te kia uaua ki te haere i roto i aua hu.” Titiro ia ki ona waewae i roto i to ratou hu strappy me ka i whanau ona waewae, me te ka i roto i ona kanohi. I kite ia e kite ia ia ia, a ka numinumi kau ia.

“Well, Ahau pai tiki haere i enei kuri, me te te kāinga.” Ko ia he pōrangi katoa? He aha i faahaamana'o ia ia o tona mahi? Ko te whakaaro o tenei hui ko te ki te tiki ia ia ki te whakaaro o ia e kore e rite ki a ia.

“Ko te tika. E mahi koe.”

Pupuhi ia i te reira. Na ka hotu ia, a haere ana ia ki a reira.

“Au kato ahau Sid ake i muri, matau?”

Tungou ia. “I ahau i te hui. Na, whakawhetai.”

“Papau, te reira i toku mahi.” Hiahia te utu e ahau ki a koe ki te tuku i ahau kohia ake Sid.

Na ka mea a Raniera, “E mea fakaofo e te iwi, ano enei kuri. Kei orotika ratou, e kore ko ratou e tiki. Kei ratou rite he tare.”

“Yeah, pai, He mate te iwi,” Na ka mea a Nina.

Ake o ake ia, ka titiro ki a ia. “Ko ratou,” ka mea ia, rite squinted ona kanohi me te mea e ngana ana ki te kite i a ia ofi ange. “He ratou.”

I tangohia ia Pērā. “Haere ai rātou ki,” Na ka mea ia, ārai.

“Tutei ratou.”

“Aue mahi ratou?” Whakaarahia e ia ona tukemata, whakaaro o ia i Mr. Chandler o, o tona ingoa i runga i tona rorohiko.

“Ka whaia ratou.”

“Takoto ratou,” Na ka mea a Nina, whakaaro e pā ana ki te aha ia, he rōia, e te tūhura Mrs. Chandler i roto i te wahi tuatahi.

“Whakaekea ratou tūmataiti o te tangata.”

“Mārika,” Whakaae Nina.

Te kanohi o ratou tahi i te tahi. Ko nga kuri i whiwhi io. Annie i hongi take o Sid, a Moe i hongi take o Annie ko Sid i kahore pānga i roto i te hongi take o te tangata. Ia noa hiahia ki te tiki atu i enei ratdogs ma iti te reinga rite wawe tonu.

“Koe pai haere,” Na ka mea a Nina. “E kore e Sid titiro hari rawa.”

I whanau Sid tona niho, me te hamama, ana tiini i ake, Ko tona hiawero, i te standstill.

“Te pai ia. Haere ki ahau,” Na ka mea a Raniera. “Haere mai i runga i.”

Ua taiâ rii oia.

“Haere mai i runga i!” Ko taimana ia.

A pera haere ratou, a tawhio noa tahi i te awa ki ki nga kuri tatini, Daniel e pupuri ana Sid ki tona ringa waho.

“Korero mai ki ahau,” ka mea ia. “He aha koe e haere kuri?”

“He aha e kore e? Te aha kia mahi i ahau? A mau mahi? Ko e aha te auraa ia koutou?”

Waiho e ia tona defensivness. “Well, Kua tonu e koe he kuri Walker?”

“Aha, te tahi mea he ki te hoko ko te kuri Walker?” He aha i katoa amo i taua kuri haere te aha e rave koe i te kore i te mea e hiahia ana koe kia mahi i ki.

“Kaua e, Ahau”m pākiki noa. He teka ianei e pai?”

“Just hoki e pā ana ki te tau. Aroha mai. Toku hoa, Ūkui, i ki te haere ki L.A. poto, na ka tango ahau i runga i hoki ia, poto.

“E kore e pera rangitahi, i tēnei tau-roa mahi. Hea hoki koe e mahi i te aroaro o?”

“Random House. Copywriter.”

“I hoatu e koe i te reira ki runga mo tenei?”

“Kihai i nui ki te hoatu ki runga. Ki te kahore hoki toku mama. Ka tangohia atu e ahau ona tika whakamanamana.”

“Koe i te tamahine e wehingia ana.”

I ia ki te titiro ki a ia, ki te kitea i roto i te mea i kidding ia e kore e ranei. Ko ia. Na'e malimali hoki ia ki a ia,.

“Me hanga e koe etahi moni pai. Whakaaro aha te utu e ahau ki a koutou, a ka tini e i te tini o? Kua ka rota o kuri koe, matau? A te reira moni katoa, matau?”

“Mahi ahau te pai.”

“He mahi moni katoa. Ko te tahi mea kia kore kaiutu ki waho.”

“Na te aha e pā ana ki a koutou? Koe i te totorewa–?” Tamata ia ki te mutu ia, engari ko te reira te mutunga rawa.

Ona kanohi ka tapû i mea kikokore, he malimali ia. “Ka taea e koe te i te reira e mea. E kore te reira i te kupu kino te. A tapiti faahou i muri i ahau: rōia. Haere mai i runga i.”

“Rōia,” Na ka mea ia, a ka kata ratou e rua.

“How'd e mohio ana koe?” ka ui ia ki, ahakoa, i mohio ia tino pai e founga ia i mohio.

“Well, te, Ahau, he pōhēhētanga tika. Titiro koe, ano he rōia. Ko Sid te ahua o te kuri e whai i te rōia. Tou fare, pai, i kua aha i kite ahau i o reira, titiro rite te ahua o te wahi e ora i te rōia.”

“Mai i kua aha kite koe ko te rarangi hāngai o taua rerenga.”

“Tō roro.”

'Donët wareware ki taku kaukau, me te–“

“Ko reira! E kore ahau i kite i–“

“Ko te aroa i te roro ki te kaukau, oh me ki te whare moenga i koe ki te haere i roto i te tiki ki te kaukau.”
I ia ki te mutu ia. Ki te huri kē ia. “Yeah, ko reira te tāpu, ua me te whare paku. Ratou hoatu noa mate. Na ka mea ratou 'rōia’ katoa i runga i a ratou.” Kata ano ia. “I wareware ahau e pā ana ki te kaukau.”
“Hmmm. Ehara i ahau,” ka mea ia ataata.
Na, i te taha ki te rawhiti, me te tata i te tahuri ki te hauauru, nga kuri harikoa i runga i to ratou fare te ara, I hinga Nina me Raniera ki te haehae haere. Ko te meneti i mua i korero ranei o ratou.
“Na toku toropona,” Na ka mea a Raniera.
“Aha?”
“Toku toropona, Na ka mea ahau.”
Nina o taea e ite i tona ngakau te patu ano he pahū i roto i te maha o jazz. “Koe, te, toropona tākaro?”

Titiro ia ki a ia mo te meneti, a ka mea tetahi mea. Na, i muri i te mea te titiro ano he haora, ka ui ia ki, “Rite koe jazz?” ka ui Daniel.
“Papau, ae. Te mana'o nei au.” Haere i te mahanga ki te bass ona ngakau i. I haere ranei ia ki te ui ki a ia i roto i kitea e ia i roto i ranei.
“Whakaaro e koe e hiahia ana koe ki te haere tahi i ahau, ki te rongo Kiriata Hampton? Ko ia i te Vanguard me whai he toropona kaha. Rite koe toropona, e kore e mahi ki a koe.”
Kihai ia i ui i te reira, ano he pātai, na kihai i whakahoki ia. “I ahau e mohio i reira nga trombonists jazz whetu.”

“He trombonists oranga, engari, kahore he whetu. Tetere, saxes, o te akoranga, engari e kore kua trombones whiwhi ratou tika. Ko te toropona Ko te haona wareware. Papau, Haona French i music puāwaitanga, tubas i tapuwae ropu, a o te tetere, me saxes akoranga nga wahi katoa, te wā katoa. Ko te toropona? Ko te te haona wareware, te ata, roots, teina i te pae varua o te tetere.”

I mesmerized ia e tona riri.

“Na, e hiahia ana koe ki te haere rongo tetahi? E rima Mau? Hampton o te hoatu he quintet toropona. Te haere ki te hei te tahi mea. Na ka whakaaro ahau mai i a koutou i te pānga taua, pai, ai e hiahia ana koe ki te haere mai.”

“Well, yeah, tino, engari, Te tikanga e ahau e kore ahau e rave tino haveÖ”

“I teie pô,?”
“I teie pô,?” Whakaaro ia mo te meneti, a ka mahara te tahi mea. Patua ia ia i runga i tona huha. “Aw, mahi e kore e, E kore e taea e ahau tenei po.” Claire mai i runga i a kore ia hiahia whakakore i te hoa mo te taata. Ahakoa tenei taata.

“Te pai, me pehea e pā ana ki apopo? Ka waiho ratou a tawhio noa te torutoru nga ra. Ko te huinga tuatahi ko i iwa. I taea e te tuatahi te kai tatou.”

Aue atua. Aue Aī. Aue ae! Tika te ra i ara i runga i ngā kāuru ki a taea e ia ite ona mahanahana i runga i tona mata. Ko nga kuri i oaoa e hongi ana i te rangi ata hou a ki te kahore i mohio ki ia pai, Ko te ora tenei! Ko te he ata haohaoa tino tenei. Titiro! Tirohia te! Tahuri Life i roto i te tonu.

“Well,” ko nga mea katoa i taea mea ia.

I tae ratou ki te taha ki te rawhiti.

“Ko e te 'pai, ae '?”

“Well, te pai,” Na ka whakahoki ia, Wahapū.

“Ka tango ahau i hoki i te ae. E tangohia ake koutou e ahau?”

I ia ki te whakaaro nohopuku, na e hiahia ana ki te karo rā te mua '’ ngā tukanga i te kihi, pera ki te korero, o te mate. “Ka taea e te whakatau ia koe e ahau i reira?”
“Papau, e matau ana koutou ki te wahi te reira? Fitú, me te tekau ma tahi, taha ki te raki, wahi iti. Pai e whitu-e toru tekau?”

“te whitu me te tekau ma tahi?” Kua ngahau ia ki te haama i te kahore hoki e mohio ki te kainga.

“Seventh Avenue me te tekau ma tahi Street.” Ua ataata ia.

Tungou ia ki te whakaatu ia ia i te whai ia. “I whitu-e toru tekau,” faahiti ia, i roto i te oaoa, mataku, hiamoe lōmekina.

“Pai. Na ka e ahau ki te haere. Ētahi o tatou mahi mo te ora, e mohio ana koe.” Ua ataata ia, faaooo. “Just kidding!” Na ka pa ia ki tona kikowhiti ki tona ringa. “Tirohia te koe apopo, matau? He po o trombones.”

Pa ia i te wahi i tika pa ia, a ka mea, “Yeah.” I riro ia i te rā-o-moron, he rā-te-phobe, rā werohia. I maka e ia i te rā ki a Raniera i runga i te turanga teitei mohiotia ki te taata, tata rite tiketike rite Maunga Everest, a te uaua ki te manawa i roto i te rangi ki runga angiangi reira. Ka taea e ara e te reira te ora whakawehi. Kotahi te taahiraa hikaka, a taea e kitea e koe hinga koe. I roto i te aroha ki tou mate, me te / ranei.

Na ka tahuri ia te taone ki a Sid, a tīmata ki te rere, ka ko hohoro i roto i te tirohanga. Otiia i te wa nui ki te tahuri Nina, ka mataara tona neke tinana i roto i ona tarau, ki uaua ana waewae me pokohiwi, a ka tango i tetahi manawa i roto i a tukua ana e ia i roto i, kati ona kanohi, te kitenga e pupuri ia ia ia, me te kihi ia ia, a N

Na ka kumea tona doggie matua ma tona hoki ki te mahara ki a ratou kaha katoa, a ko ratou i runga i to ratou fare te ara.

Rere ia ano he te hau, me te mea kahore i rere kē e ia ana maile e rima. Ongo'i teitei e ia, ahakoa whakauaua ia i mohio he aha i ite rite, i reira i roto i te kāreti mai koia ia. Na ka ua ia oaoa, ahakoa whakauaua ia i mohio he aha i ite rite, i te reira na roa mai kia ia ite ia. Na te ia tetahi taua wahine ke, Billy i te whakaaro. Ko nehenehe, i reira ki aua kuri ma. Tetahi mea e pā ana ki ia, ona ringa kaha, ona kanohi ataahua, te mangai i runga i tona, te whakaraerae ohorere, i te maia, patototanga a ia te tahi mea i roto i. Aue tamaiti, kihai i tēnei i te heipū, ko reira? Ehara i te tika teie nei, e kore e rite ki a Raniera, e kore ki tenei kotiro nutty nei he puna e whātaretare mai Tom me te evader pupirikana, ki te whawhai. I haere ranei ia ki te hinga i roto i te aroha ki a ia i ki te hopu ia ia e rua ranei, ranei. Na, ko te wa whakamutunga e happenedóthe hinga i roto i te aroha mea, e kore te hopu thingóit mutu katoa rawa kino. Na, ko taua rite ia. Taria tae noa ki ako ia, ki te riro te reira e tawhiti, ko wai ia tino he, me te mea ia tino mahi. Ko te kino nui te rōia. Ko te māngai IRS? Mai i ngā wheako i mohio ia e mohio ki roto i mua ko te tahi mea e taea e te wahine kia waia ki te, engari te maere e te reira te tahi mea e kore e whiwhi ia ki runga he.

Pea ka haere ia ki waho ki a ia no te mea noa whakaaro ia te ia Daniel! miharo ia. Ko te Raniera i roto i te whakaahua, ki te fare patipati, te kuri tino?

A me pehea e ia i mohio ko Raniera he rōia, ahakoa? Mahalo ka korerotia e doorman bigmouth Pete ia. Ranei atu i te pānui i ia etahi o ana pūrongo ranei mēra ranei te maha o te mau mea i roto i te fare e pai kua homai te reira atu. Mea pai ko ia kia tupato ki te huna i tona tikanga tūturu, me te tuakiri. Kua ia i roto i te ruma i roto rawa. I whakatuwheratia e ia te take toropona. I tangi ranei ia ki tona auvaha. I horoi ia i roto i tona tāpu. Ko wai i mohio he aha nehenehe o tenei Nina? I whai ia kahore rohe?

Katoa i mohio ia ko e te wa i muri mai, hinaaro ia ki te hei i roto i taua tāpu ki a ia.

Na te wā haere Nina i nga kuri, me te ka whiwhi ratou i te fare, toto i ona waewae i te wahi rerekē e whitu. Toru i runga i te waewae matau, e wha i runga i te maui. Ka noho ia i runga i te mata o tona moenga, whakaaro he aha ia te pōrangi, i te tono taonga hauwai me te ropu, rite Sam fakafatongia mitikia nga take o ona waewae. Yeah i ite Raniera heróyou'd kua ki te kia Helen Keller kihai toóbut i mohio ia e pā ana ki te pati. I mohio ia e pā ana ki te toropona.

Otiia i ui mau ia ki a ia i roto i. Na ka i hanga e ia e tupu. Na e kore e whakatangi i te reira, Na ka mea ia arohaehae, ki te i ia tona ake whaea, kōrero ki te rā, e kore e te toropona.

Ka mau ia i te manawa hohonu i roto i, te tamata i te haamana'o i te t-shirt i roto i tona ruma i roto rawa, me tona kakara musky.


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