Ngomntu kuqala – KPilot

ukubuyekezwa: Sep. 17 2019 | 2 min ukufunda


on JDate, Mna nyfunnyguy32 ndide watshintshela mysterE32 kungekho sizathu. Xela ukuba uza malunga monikers umnyulwa wam, kodwa ungahlokomisi ngathi wonke umntu. MysterE ngumdlalo ngamagama usebenzisa, cacileyo, ilizwi “imfihlelo” kwaye yokuqala yam yokuqala. Ndize okunene ukufumana uncome kuyo amaxesha ngamaxesha. Nyfunnyguy kwakungayi kuba igama elihle ukuba babehlala eNew York, kodwa, kumfazi eLos Angeles, lo mfo East Coast ikubhale comedy isizathu elungileyo ukuqalisa incoko. Nokuba xa kanye ezichongiweyo lomsebenzisi yam ngexesha Santa Monica bar, “Hey, Nyfunnyguy!”, oko kwamenza enye ebalulekileyo, Ukuba into iintloni N zentengiso wam iye yaphumelela. Ndithe ndakuzi wayeza wathi “Hey, Mike1234” ukuba ke igama lam.

Izinto ezifana KPilot ne izihloko iliva icala eninzi daters online. Ndinyanisa, akukho mntu ukhathalele le nto, ngaba? Unzinzi lwendawo, impendulo akukho. Ngaphandle kokuba embi egregiously okanye n ifane kakuhle n kakhulu. eneneni lomsebenzisi olungileyo ukuqalisa incoko – Ndaqalisa ukuthetha nomntu BePatientImBlond ngenxa yeso sizathu kanye. Ndiye uncedo nabanye abathengi (ngubani na oya kuhlala umsebenzisi-nameless), Andemka kuphela ekuzukisekeni ingxelo olukhulu profiles zabo, kodwa kudos kwi KPilot zabo kwakunye.

Khangela ngokusebenzisa amalungu abalishumi ezimbalwa ubale ukuma zingaphi KPilot ngaphandle. Abaninzanga, Inene ndithi kuni. Zonke kuba akukho ingcinga okanye ubuchule abaqeshwe kukhetha enye. Kodwa kutheni umzamo othe kratya? Khetha isifundo leyo omthandayo. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba kuthi yonke into ngawe, okanye ngokwenene into ngawe. Nje into emnandi. Ukujija ingcamango ngeenxa ngentloko, yibambe ukuya ukukhanya engile ezahlukeneyo. Ngoku okanye mva, into uza ezivelelayo. Loo nto iza kuba lomsebenzisi wakho. Ezona zilungileyo badla entenders kabini okanye nemidlalo ngamazwi; ukuthatha ayiqhelileyo iyenza ezahlukeneyo. Kanye mysterE, umzekelo. Nantoni kucebisa, kukho punny, ukuba funny, impendulo.

Bowling? Ukubetha ngentlahla.
Dancing? Two2Tango.
ucwangciso City? UrbanMiff.

Oh, ima kancinci! Kunjalo ukuba uhamba ukubhalela UrbanMiff! isihogo, Ndicinga mna ukusetyenziswa ngob ukuba igama ngokwam.

na abasebenzisi ezibalulekileyo ngokumangalisayo, hayi ngenxa yokuba sele dealbreakers, kodwa ngenxa yokuba sele ngokoqobo UBUNTU wakho kwi website. Yaye kutheni umntu ufuna ukuba TopekaTim xa unokuba JayhawksRock?

Kanye uhlobo ngqindilili kanye eyenza ukuba makawuthathele yethabloyidi xa wena umi kumgca sinokuya Kuphunywa le, KPilot kunokuba nefuthe kwisigqibo sakho khangele. Zonke izinto eziseleyo ngokulinganayo, ukuba ifoto umyinge, ngaba ukuba akuyi ukujonga umntu owenza ukuba kuhleka usebenzisa umgca enye kanye? Ukuya ekupheleni nzulu echibi usiya! Abanye bethu iingcinga ngob ezinye KPilot ngapha apha.


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