There is many reasons why pet owners are such good catches in the dating world.…
10 Reasons Why Cats Are Superior to Boyfriends
Last updated: May. 22 2018 | 3 min read
Are you getting to that stage in life when you’re considering a furry, purring companion to keep you company? Don’t be embarrassed; embrace it. Cats are fantastic, and I would go so far to say that in many cases, they’re even better than boyfriends. Sure, they’re not able to fulfill the physical stuff (that’s definitely not what we mean by Date My Pet), but that’s what the internet, modern technology and credit cards are for. What they can do is provide you love, company and a whole lot of laughs. People can hurl the ‘crazy cat lady’ stigma around all they want, but there are plenty of hilariously generalised reasons to choose a cat over a boyfriend.
1. They Rarely Miss the Mark
You know that I’m talking about toilets here, ladies. Cats are generally incredibly precise when it comes to aiming.
2. They Keep Themselves Well Groomed
Cats actually care about their appearance and keep themselves looking good. Sure, some of the long haired breeds need additional brushing, but at least they enjoy it.
3. They’re Low Maintenance
All cats want is sleep, food, pats and playtime. You won’t have to deal with bad moods, emotional neglect or tuning into TurtleMan, Duck Dynasty or whatever other crap guys seem to enjoy watching.
4. They Comfort You When You’re Sick
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Cats have a sixth sense when it comes to illness, and are often particularly comforting and loving when their owner is sick. Juxtapose this with a man steering clear of you so they don’t contract Man Flu and you can see why cats are the superior choice.
5. They Keep You Warm
6. No In-Laws
7. Pats and Only Pats
8. They Don’t Judge Your Eating Habits
9. No Whiskers in the Sink
10. You Have Access To Their Medical Records